Shitty Sequels 1.0-The Karate Kid Part III

The Reason Karate Kid III Was So Horrible Was That After The Epic Fight At The End Of II, Daniel Larusso Gets His Ass Handed To Him More Than In The First Two Films Combined. It's Like The Creators Decided To Take A Shit On Everything That Made Karate Kid's I & II So Bad Ass. The Karate Kid Part III Is One Of The Most Aggravating Movies I Have Ever Seen. I Almost Threw The Tape Out My Window When I First Saw It. If You Loved The First Two Part III Is One That You'll Either Enjoy Or Wish Was Burning In The Pits Of Cinematic Hell. I Choose The Latter.

Shitty Movie Shorts-Cycle 1

Lords Of The Deep(1989)

A Roger Corman Produced Aliien Rip Off On A Five Cent Budget With One Of The Stupidest Looking Creatures I Have Ever Seen. It Looked Like A Cross Between A Bat, A Flying Squirrel, And A Bass Mouth Fish. A Film So Royally Bad That Even Bradford Dillman, And Priscilla Barnes Seem Like They'd Rather Be Dead, Then Star In This Stinker.

The Visitors(1988)

A Shitty Foreign Haunted House Flick With Atrocious Dubbing, And A Finale That Belongs In The Horror Hall Of Shame. But Any Movie Where A Kid Says Fuck At The Dinner Table Is At Least Worth Watching Right? Wrong. And It's A Crying Shame That Variety Thought This Would Chill My Bones. This Film Is Just About As Bone Chilling As Ghosthouse..Avoid It, For Your Own Good.

Leonard Part 6(1987)

An Epic Shitfest. A Movie So Terrible, That It's Fucking Unbelievable. How In The Holy Hell This Movie Was Ever Greenlit Is One Of The Grandest Mysteries Of Our Time. The Only Film Where You Will Have The Privilage To See Bill Cosby Strut His Stuff In Pink Ballet Slippers While Riding Ontop Of A Flying Ostritch Avoiding Killer Bubbles. There Is Not One Scene In This Entire Film That Is Worth Watching. It's Like A Candy Coated Acid Trip With A Mission To Torture The Viewer. If You Value Your Life, Then Do Not See This Movie.