Monday, July 27, 2009

Banned By You Tube Vol. 1-Predator-King Of The Kill

WTF?

Yes, You Tube can be a good little boy, but sometimes it fucks you in the ass with no lube. But as i've said time and time again, DON'T FUCK WITH OCP! So without further audieu here's the world premiere of the banned production by Omni Consumer Products, Predator-King Of The Kill.

ENJOY THE SHOW MOTHER FUCKERS!



Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Random Movie Ideas-"Daniel"

Daniel(1992)
An Original Template By
Michael William Brown

I Wasn't Very Pleased With The Way Karate Kid III Ended, So After I Saw It I Came Up With An Idea After I Had Recently Watched Rocky V For The First Time On Cable. The Film Could Start Off With Daniel Entering The World Karate Championships, Training With Myagi To The Song Lightning In The Wind(By Peter Cetera) A More Rocky Montage Vibe To It As Well, Ending With Daniel Winning The Title With Mr. Myagi At His Side, Until Tragedy Strikes And Myagi Is Gunned Down By Some Street Punks. Lead By A Ruthless Drug Lord Called Homicide Jones. Then Daniel Gives Up His Title On The Grave Of Myagi. And Lives Life On The Streets Hoping To Catch Homicide Jones Who Killed His Mentor. He Even Befriends Johnny Lawrence Who Is All Grown Up, And Has A Wife And Kid. He Lets Daniel Stay With Him For A While, They Bond. And Then The Ugly Past Resurfaces Yet Again, And They Get In A Fight, And Daniel Goes Back To The Street. A Day Later Daniel Finds Johnny Dead In The Back Alley, His Neck Broken In Two. Then Daniel Sees A Kid Whose Getting Mugged By Some Thugs, And Daniel Steps In And Kicks Their Asses, And Decides To Become A Mentor To Todd Masters The New Karate Kid. They Train Together To The Tunes Of A Vince Di Cola Score, And Daniel Teaches Him Some Of The Life Lessons That Myagi Taught Him, Then Todd Enters The Local Karate Competition, And Through A Series Of Brutal Bouts Finally Gets To Face With Little Homicide aka. Maurice Jones, Who Tormented Him All These Years, And Through A Grueling Four Rounds Todd And Maurice End Up In A Tie. Todd Comes Out Fast And Furious With A Myriad Of Kick And Punch Combos Sending Maurice Reeling. He Retaliates With Brutal Clothesline Which Sends Todd Flying Onto His Back. With Nothing But Pain On His Mind He Sees Daniel In The Crowd Who Gives Him A Thumbs Up. And Todd Gets Up Off The Ground And Attacks Maurice With A Swift Kick To The Gut, And Then Sets Up The Crane Kick And Knocks Maurice Flat On His Back. "Winning Point, Todd Masters!" Todd Is Awarded The Trophy, And All Seems Well, But Then Maurice Tries To Steal The Trophy Away From Todd. Daniel Leaps Out Of The Stands Just As Homicide Fires A Couple Of Shot Near His Head From The Upper Row. Daniel Goes To Chase After Him But Then Todd Is Taken Out Of The Ring By The Rest Of The Gang. Daniel Chases Them To Their Hideout, Where He Takes Them All On With Anything He Can Get His Hands On, But There Is Too Many Of Them, So He Finds A Way To Release Todd From His Captors, And They Double Team And Utilize Series Of Roundhouse Kicks, Culminating In A Double Crane Kick Which Knocks Them All Our On The Street. Daniel Has Some Unfinished Business, And Chases Homicide Down, Corners Him And Attacks Him From Behind. Homicide Pulls Out A Switchblade, A Duel Begins .Daniel Kicks It Out Of His Hands. And The Homicide Starts Pummelling Daniel With A Pair Of Brass Knuckles. And Both Men Exchange Brutal Blow After Blow, Blood And Spit Spraying Everywhere, Both Men Are A Bloodied Broken Mess, And With Ever Last Bit Of His Strength Daniel Jump Kicks Homicide Into A Garbage Disposal. Then He Grabs The Switchblade Off The Ground And Places It Up Against Homicide's Throat. Sirens Are Heard In The Background, And Daniel Says "It's Not Worth It. You Deserve Worse." And Then Daniel Lets Homicide Goe To Jail For His Sins. The Film Ends With The New Kid In Daniel's Arms Thanking Him For Saving His Life. And The End Credits Song Is Lion Of The Land By Survivor

Experimental Lyrics
By M.W.B.

"When Your Faith Is Shattered"
It's So Hard To Believe"

"But You Raise Your Hands"
And Light The Fire Within"

"Times Are Tough"
"You're Strong Enough"

"You've Got The Power"
You've The Strength Of A Mighty Hand"

And You Strike With The Might
Of Lighting In The Wind"


"Running Across The Sand
Like The Lion Of The Land"

"Fight Fire With Fire"
"Fighting Other Men"

"And I Will Rise As
The Lion Of Land"

Cast
Ralph Macchio-Daniel Larusso
Pat Morita-Mr. Myagi
Todd Masters-Ted Jan Roberts
Homicide Jones aka. Tiberius-Billy Blanks
Little Homicide aka. Maurice-Tryone Martin
Directed By John G. Alvidsen

Daniel

A Columbia Pictures Production

1992